Welcome to MOPU Pal’s Privacy Policy, where we promise to respect your privacy almost as much as we respect our anonymous sponsors. Remember, if it’s private, it’s probably a secret, and if it’s a secret, well, we might just keep it to ourselves.

1. Collection of Your "Confidential" Information
We collect everything you’d expect a travel company to gather, and possibly more:

• Full legal name (stage names require double verification)

• Date of birth (only ages 21-30 need apply)

• Passport details (so we can book your trips and also just because we can)

• Selfie portfolio (strictly for "identity confirmation" purposes)

All information is stored in a highly secure database, accessible by almost anyone with a password like ‘password123’ or ‘letmein’.

2. Use of Information
Your personal data will be used in the traditional sense:

• To match you with sponsors you’ll never meet

• To ensure you are photogenic enough to make others jealous

• To send you on trips to places that may or may not exist

We also reserve the right to use your data for some creative liberties, such as:

• Imaginary marketing campaigns

• Potentially real newsletters

• Definitely fake sweepstakes

3. Sharing Your Data
We share your data like we share our financial reports: freely and without much thought. Your data might be shared with:

• Invisible sponsors

• Other travel agencies we swear we’re not affiliated with

• Random third parties who compliment us online

Remember, sharing is caring, especially when it’s about your data!

4. Data Security
Your data is secure with us, sort of. While no online service is completely secure, we promise to put forth a minimal effort. Our security measures include:

• An outdated firewall from 2005

• Passwords protected by our trusty intern, Bob

• Daily horoscope readings to check if Mercury is in retrograde

5. Cookies and Tracking Technologies
We use cookies because they sound delicious and track you because we care. Our website tracks:

• Your location (to send you somewhere cooler)

• Your browsing habits (just out of curiosity)

• Your credit score (no reason)

6. Your Rights
You have the right to:

• Wonder where your data is going

• Ask us to stop sending you emails (good luck)

• Attempt to access your personal data (even we don’t know where it is)

7. Updates to Our Privacy Policy
This privacy policy may be updated at any time, much like your flight schedule. We recommend visiting this page as often as you check your ex’s Instagram; you never know what might change.

Conclusion Thank you for not reading our privacy policy! Remember, at MOPU Pal, your secrets are safe with us—because even we don’t know where we put them.